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Re: One for blobrana
« on: November 30, 2005, 10:10:27 AM »
Note the subconscious desire he has for Blobzie to aim a big cannon at his genitals. Mate, I already found out in another thread that she won't do the dominatrix thing  :-P
 

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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2005, 03:44:34 PM »
I can see Blobzie poring over her latest recipes:

"Fried Testicle ala Karlos"
"Minced Groin on Rye"
"Lentil & Length Soup"


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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2005, 04:49:51 PM »
...composed of 1 meat and 2 veg?
 

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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2005, 04:56:12 PM »
Nothing you don't already know, husband!  :-P
 

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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2005, 06:48:16 PM »
Actually you are both right, I was hoping for a threesome  :-P  :lol:
 

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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2005, 06:50:25 PM »
Anyway, back to the picture: I was just thinking that some flecks of blood on the snow would have looked cool.
 

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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2005, 12:19:31 PM »
"...Maybe not, but I for one would be happy with a ten minute 'job'..."
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Ja, it depends who the girl is. If she hasn't got a natural adventurous streak, 10 minutes would be the one.
But a girl like Cecilia...that is more than 10 minutes' worth (I am just guessing)
 

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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2005, 03:15:52 PM »
Well you would just have to eat her first, mate. You know the best form of defense is attack  ;-)
 

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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2005, 12:46:34 AM »
You know what this thread needs now, don't you?
 

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Re: One for blobrana
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2005, 01:13:18 AM »
This gets sung to 'The farmer in the dell'  :evilgrin:


A-waltzing we will go,
Yeah dancing we will go
Hi-ho, the derry-o
For Karlos ate the snow


He tangled with Blobrana,
He messed with young Blobrana
Hi-ho, the derry-o
She's fierce as a piranha


Now Blobzie sprayed him silly,
Wow Blobzie fragged him silly
Hi-ho, the derry-o
She's aiming at his willy


Cecilia's laughing loud,
And X-ray's chuckling loud
Hi-ho, the derry-o
We're drawing quite a crowd


Cos Karlos is outstretched,
His arms and legs outstretched
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The coffin has been fetched


Whatever can we do?
What is it we should do?
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The rest is up to you...


(That means you guys supply further verses  ;-) )
 

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Re: hehe
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2006, 06:50:26 PM »
I say we have a Blobzie month.
Let's dig up all the threads devoted to Blobzie and revel in the triple P (Pictish Princess Phenomenon)   :-)
I hereby have done my part by bumping this one to the top.