I gotta pay the man (Bloodline)

[X-ray]

A while ago, I lost a bet with Bloodline and as a result I have to supply him with two comfortable socks of his specification. It is about time to pay up.
I thought I could either mail them or we could have a good old get-together and a pint at a place of Bloodline's choosing, and we could get some other Amigans over for a good old chin-wag. There are quite a few Londoners here, so it could be interesting to have a meet-up.
Any comments (from 'The Man' and from London Amigans)...?

[X-ray]

Ah, but you had no socks! And we'll have no curry, so nah na-na nah nah.

[X-ray]

Ha ha!!

I tell you, I feel one coming on...
You know what it is, don't you?
I feel I am about to do it...
I can't resist...

Ja

I SHALL NOW COMPOSE AN ODE!!!!

[X-ray]

They say I stole their curry night
Well that simply isn't true
We aim to meet and drink alright,
But we aren't eating any stew.

There's no point in scoffing chilli
And doing a 'Mount Vesuvius'
The idea is at best silly
And at worst it's downright dubious.

We don't mess about, lads
We're genuine London Geezers
We're not after tangy fads
We don't make curry wheezes.

Any fool can throw some spice
Into a pot, pan or wok
A much more impressive device
Is the humble cotton sock.

Socks have a million uses
Everybody has a pair
Just like electrical fuses
Everybody's had their share.

Don't even think of nay-saying
Don't even ask me how
You're subconsciously agreeing
Cos you're wearing socks right now!

Now a bet is fair and square
I'm not going to change the plan
Curry's neither here nor there,
I aim to pay the man!

[X-ray]

How dare you!!!  :-P

[X-ray]

"...That we don't discuss Amigas. Do you think that's an unreasonable request?..."
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But we are Amigans, my good man, there must be at least the precursory "How's your miggy, mate?" small talk. Otherwise we have to plunge straight into the Mysteries of Life before the first Guinness has been drawn!

[X-ray]

"...I've totally forgotten what bet I've won..."
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Good. Then I don't have to hear you say 'I told ya!' as I hand the socks over  :-P
Right, we await your instructions old bean...

[X-ray]

"...now, both x-ray and myself are really quite filthy in the head (some might say unusually disturbed to the point of disease..."
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 :lol:

You know, the scary thing is, at first I was outraged by this nefarious tint on my character, but upon trying to construct a retort I realised I had few virtues to profess in defense.