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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2005, 01:15:33 PM »
"...Can it do any tricks?..."
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Yes!!
It can be invisible if it wants to. And right now it wants to.
 

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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2005, 04:20:07 PM »
"...Maybe it's hiding because it saw your x-ray stuff and doesn't want to be a radiated spider..."
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Hey, I hadn't thought of that. I would definitely encourage a few nips then, 'cos then I would become Spiderman!
And lemme tell you, there would be high jinks around here if that happened  :evilgrin:
 

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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2005, 04:53:00 PM »
 :roflmao:
 

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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2005, 02:22:14 PM »
Ja, I would say it is easily the best this year.
 

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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2005, 04:21:35 PM »
Now all we need is ASCII in a Spiderman suit...
 

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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2005, 12:35:08 AM »
@ Toy Boy

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That was good
 

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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2005, 11:01:44 PM »
Shall I compose an ode to relieve the pain?
 

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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2005, 06:36:19 PM »
...For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case...

All together now, Karlos:

We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink...
 

 

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« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2005, 10:09:11 PM »
Soooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'll

Drink  :pint:  a drink :pint: a drink :pint:
to Lily the Pink :hat: the pink :hat: the pink :hat:

The saviour ooooooooooooooooooooooof
the human raaaaaace...
 

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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2005, 07:00:08 PM »
Hell, I'll take that Huntsman in. I'll breed it with Big Bertha here and make a new species. Then I'll wait for Arachnophobia 2 to come out, collect about 25 of these big spiders into a tog bag and go to the cinema. Then half-way through the movie, I will let all my little maties loose  :evilgrin:
 

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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2005, 11:31:04 PM »
"...Dammit! I'm going to the UGC on Friday..."
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Nothing like reaching for some popcorn and feeling the scuttling of legs and bristles against your hand, then a sly little nip of your finger, eh?
All in the dark too....woooooooooooooooo, they're everywhere!
 

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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2005, 08:02:53 AM »
But the evilest most dangerous heinous macabre thing has only 2 legs...and a pair of boobs  :-P
 

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Re: Big Spider
« Reply #27 from previous page: October 06, 2005, 08:05:28 AM »
You mean a vinegaroon.
Ja that looks scary, definitely not a bedmate!
I agree the praying mantis is the best insect around. We used to get them quite big: about the length of a CD, and if they spread their wings they looked quite formidable. They would take on any spider but were frequently outmatched by the geckos.