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Offline X-ray

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@ Karlos and X56

 :lol:

@ CU_Amiga

Look, son, let me tell you a few things. You need to master the basics. Okay? What I mean is you have to master the language if you are to be the greatest member ever. I don't mind giving you a few pointers to start off with.

Firstly: you can't mix C0ckney-type abuse of the English language with an Americanized catch-phrase. One or the other must change. I am referring to your sub-optimal grasp of basic concepts such as sentence structure, verbs and tense. Even 50 Cent could do better. You must stop saying 'I done' this or 'You done' that. The word done is associated with the word 'have' or the word 'is'. Just think of them like brother and sister, done and have.
So where you would normally say 'I done you a favour,' I expect you to say 'I HAVE done you a favour' from now on. Or instead of saying 'I done my work' you could consider 'My work IS done' or 'I HAVE done my work.' This is what you must do if you want to aspire to greatness. If you want to work in an office and handle correspondence you better know the unit thereof, which is a structured language of some sort.

This 'Hey Yo' catchphrase is about as elegant or witty as Jabba the Hut breaking wind at the dinner table. You might as well have one of these phrases:

1) Wud up, dawg?...
2) Hear me, bro
3) Lay this down

or some equally purile backward-baseball-cap-crap. Greatness doesn't come from 'Hey Yo' any more than charm eminates from a week-old dog-turd, half bleached by the sun. You need style, son, you need class. And if you can't at least emulate that, you can at least eliminate that which destroys it.
And another thing...if you hang around with wankstains you're likely to degenerate into a festering cum-bubble yourself. Get new friends. Spruce yourself up a bit, man. Then we'll entertain notions of greatness and legend.