You plan on buying a gift..

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I loaded the page just fine (must have tried after Blobzie and Karlos were finished  :-P )

The thing that was really funny was the IDE belt. I don't know why but that tickled me.

@ Blobzie

Oh, so that's what you like, eh? Forget about roses, chocolates and crystal, maybe a fella should be buying you diodes  ;-)

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I shall now compose an ode...

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You homies think you've got that swing
Flapping 'round with all that bling
I'm here to tell you straight and true
That stuff's old: what I've got's new

I don't need no Argos links
It's plated, fake, and really stinks
I don't deal in no mnemonics
I mix style and electronics

Just ditch that silver-plated bangle
It ain't the thing you wanna dangle
Here's why I'm better than all of yous
I wear a dozen CPUs

So don't be getting all erratic
This stuff here repels your static
I'm here to keep you in the loupe
Computer-wear is the new scoop

I got SIMMS and DIMMS in all my pockets
They ain't for putting in no sockets
You can keep your Cartier and Rolex
I wear IBM and molex

I got diodes, chips and jacks
I got singles, strips and packs
It ain't that hard to figure
I'm a techno-savvy niggah

Yo, word, man.