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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« on: May 25, 2005, 07:09:19 PM »
Ja, Paris is certainly not an ugly woman but she lacks that certain little spark that some ladies (with less money and less fame) have.
As for the ad, it is crap because all I took away from it is that a Bentley is a hell of a nice car. Not enough frames were dedicated to the burger and Paris doesn't really have the arse for bending over in front of a camera: it's far too bony. Perhaps she could eat at least two of those burgers every meal time and come back to reshoot that part later. However, I wouldn't call the police if I got back from work and found her in my room making herself some coffee. :-P
 

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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 07:29:31 PM »
Well I can't attach a number to this, but I can say that, for instance, our very own Blobzie is more attractive than Paris. Numbers can be very dangerous I think.
 

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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 08:00:17 PM »
@ mdma

"..brown nose.."
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Nah, for real brown-nosing see my reply to x56h34  :-D


@ x56h34

"..You have seen only one picture of blobrana.."
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Well, with quality like that, one picture is enough...
 

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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2005, 08:02:13 PM »
I shall now compose an ode....
 

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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2005, 09:31:45 PM »
She's a simply gorgeous creature
A fact no man dare deny
I can't pick my favourite feature
It would be foolhardy to try.

Her beauty has no pattern
She has a certain grace
Her presence is like satin
She has a perfect face.

She's a precious little honey
She oozes elegance
She'll not be swayed by money
Or gift-laden romance.

There's a certain kind of mystery
A definite allure
An unfathomable history
A lady so demure.

This angel is exclusive
From her head down to her feet
She's mysterious and elusive
And we're destined not to meet.

But I'll not immerse in sorrow
or seek solace in my rum
I'll be rational tomorrow
And focus only on her 'hum'



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Edit: this homostrophic ode may have a short life span  ;-)
 

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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2005, 05:36:36 PM »
@ PMC

You're right, sir. In fact the more I think about it, I realise that Blobzie will be a very fine catch for someone.