Which is the problem solver -
the whip or the revolver?
And dare I seek to ask
Is there a smile beneath the mask?
It's a very curious mixture
That dominant female picture
Do the impliments have a purpose
or are they simply surplus?
A man can do some rambling
A lot of mental gambling
It could be dangerous to think
that the lady's gonna wink
It's impossible to know
(This could all just be for show)
But there could be real danger
For an unsuspecting stranger
Does the greyscale pixel matrix
Hide a closet dominatrix...
Or is the female bandit
A different kind of gambit?
You boys might think I'm scheming
Or trying to get a laugh
But I see a hidden meaning
Behind that photograph
One thing is for certain
(like the curve of a banana)
She's a most mysterious person
Is Blobzie (or Blobrana)