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Re: Battleraps
« on: May 21, 2005, 11:22:54 PM »
@ Johncena

Come on man, you call that a battlerap? My grandma can do better and she's dead. I reckon even I could do better, and I don't have a baseball cap to wear backwards.
Well let's see, here's a quick one for you:

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It's looking pretty bleak
for that would-be homie freak
He be tryna sling some rap
but he just be spewing crap
The writing's on the wall
Johncena's gonna fall...
This ain't your lucky day
you dissed MC X-ray
I ain't no rapping guru
but you're a pebble and I'm Uluru
Flick your mic switch down to 'off'
'cos you're the student and I'm the prof
It must really chafe and twist ya
you ain't seen nobody's sister
Your life is pretty bland...
You're loving your right hand.

You sure do cause a fuss
like a stocking full of pus
You ain't the height of fashion
with your lavatory passion
I'll tell y'all a secret
and I advise y'all to listen
don't hassle us Amigans
'cos our nines don't do no missin'






 

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Re: Battleraps
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2005, 07:16:36 PM »
@ Metalman & Karlos

Glad you gents approve. I think that will be my standard reply mode when we have visitors like that.
MC X-Ray will be in the house, maybe next time with a baseball cap, yo.