Ooooh, the bliss has been quenched somewhat....

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"...if you are serious about making a good impression..."

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Dudes, I have many flaws, but a loose grasp on reality is not one of them. There's absolutely no way I could impress Blobzie (unless I teleported to Pluto and didn't come back)

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@ Odin

Ja, it sounds like Japke is a really nice babe. I hope you are giving her those little tickles on the backs of the knees and those playful nuzzles on the neck.

What are you getting her for Valentine's Day?

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@ PMC

"...Back to affection of the unrequieted sort in a very tongue-in-cheek manner, how do you go about winning someone's romantic attention?..."

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That is a difficult one. I suppose a winning formula must be the opposite of a losing formula. So that would mean you should do the opposite of everything I do  :-P

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@ Karlos

I'm crap at fishing. In fact I couldn't even fish for a sock if I had Bloodline in one hand and ASCII in the other!

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@ Odin

What happened?

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@ Odin

At least its not a crash, mate. You can still carry on, a little slower. It might be handy if you suddenly take up a 'hobby' (such as reseating all the chips on your Amigas) that makes you unavailable every Monday for instance. That way she may value your time more and nobody gets sour if the other wants time alone.

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@ Whabang

You got to stick to your guns, mate. Tell her that what's good for the goose is good for the gander...or should that be, what's good for the gander is good for the goose?

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@ Odin

I was having a Dr Phil moment and thought to myself 'whatever happend to Odin and Japke?'

Hmmmmm? How are things there?

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@ Odin

Sorry to hear that. I hope you find another girl just as nice (well, maybe a bit nicer).
Can't live with them, can't live without them.

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@ Whabang

When I read your reply, a little too quickly, I came up with:

"..Having a very pregnant girl at home, I can only say:
Women can't live with their period.."


 :-o

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/me yells "Come baaaaaaaack T-Bone!!"