Dear Santa (adults only)

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@ Doobrey

Yup, I put in my list too:

1) I want a firewall upgrade (I'm tired of the Vickers). I would like the entire nose-section of an A10 mounted next to the front door and a tray with Chav-bling mounted invitingly underneath.

2) Bridget Fonda on a slice of bread. I'm not fussed whether the bread is white, brown, or Hovis Best-of-Both. (It's not good to be too fussy).

3) A Special Thing (can't describe here  :sealed: )

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"...heavy duty anal lube..."



 :-o

I don't know if Bridget Fonda will be keen on that  :-P