For married people only

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I'm getting married when I get back from Spain.

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@ Vince

You're supposed to say "Cool, X-ray, when are you going to Spain?"

and then I reply: "I'm not going to Spain, ever."


 :lol:

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@ Bloodline

 :-)

Anyway we all know that marriage is for men who don't know how to use socks.
Which leads me to a new angle on the Great Sock Discussion. Socks are better than women because....

(I tell you what, Bloodline, as a sign of deference and solemn respect for your achievement, I will let you make the first comments on this)

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 :laughing:

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Socks are better than women because...

The worst that can happen is you get a hole in your sock, whereas with a woman you get a hole in your pocket.

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Actually, I heard a good one from a married man:

"A woman marries a man, hoping that he will change...and a man marries a woman, hoping she will not change"