Aloe Vera juice...

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Would you say it is like swigging a bottle of liquid earwax?  :-P

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@ Vince

No, I don't have Sky and I never saw that episode. I just remember that as a kid I once tasted it by accident, and I almost puked. Since then I do not put my fingers in my mouth (probably a wise move considering I work in a hospital where you have to assume that your hands are dirty unless gloved or scrubbed).

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@ Kenny and Karlos

Don't you guys get a terrible 'ring sting' from all that hot food?

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@ Toy Boy

Those quotes aren't far-fetched: patients come up with the best lines sometimes.
Of course they are usually more subtle than comments made by the staff.