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@ Cyberus

That one had me rolling, man. I really like it!!
A biscuit he he he

As for who knows something about cricket, you forgot South Africa.
There's always a lot of gob and staring when  SA plays Australia. Unfortunately for us and for all the other teams in the world, Australia has a formidable team and I don't think my boys can beat them.

At least we stopped them getting the Tri-nations  :-D

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(I can't remember who was involved with this one, I think it was Churchill again.)

An irate woman stood up at a social function and blurted out to Churchill:

"If I was your wife, I would put poison in your wine."

To which he replied:

"And if I was your husband, I would drink it."