Starting Over (or, "Punkie Does America")

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I am on Team Cat for the following reasons:

1) A dog only licks your face because one minute earlier he licked his testicles.
2) A dog is only loyal to you because you're his personal janitor/mobile pooper-scooper.
3) Dogs slobber.
4) They hump legs, fluffy toys and boots, and even more embarrassingly they sometimes are a bit too 'knowing' about womens' personal once-a-month issues.
5) Cats don't bark.
6) Cats don't stink.

@ Punkie: leave your dog with a trusted friend, a good home, and get a nice pussy in the US.


 :-P

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@ Toy Boy

That's a different issue. It's probably safe to say that any animal's faeces stink, but when speaking of the animal and not its waste, I'm willing to bet that in a poll the cat would be voted far cleaner and nicer-smelling than the dog.