As a kid, I would sleep with at least one tractor-trailer truck and Tonka of some kind. Amazingly I'm still here. 
I like that the keys are back lit, or look that way.
My buddy once shot me in the forehead with a Master of the Universe Battle Cannon. I think that has something to do with the fact that I opt to use old, out dated computers over modern and currently supported ones.
In regards to the cat and beer issue...
...they do make Cup holders for computers, or so I've was told by my customers when I used to do tech support for a local ISP.
I've attached an image of one in case you are having issues finding yours. Though I will warn you, they are only compatible with the pointy ended Dixie cups.