Charvers, breakins, theft and a broken window...

[KennyR]

I was going to suggest a spot of controlled arson to get rid of the chavs and stop the council replacing them again, but since its's right above you, best not.

[KennyR]

Speel wrote:
rule no#1: don't do that (if you know they are charvers)

First thing the police do when you call them is ask, "Well, did you TALK to them first before calling us?"

So of course, if you didn't, the police won't take you seriously (not that they ever do), and if you did, the chavlings will know it was you who called the police and put dog crap in your letterbox the next day.

You can't reason in a civilised way with people whose only understanding of civilisation is that other people work to let them have 20 kids. Violence is usually the only option. Unfortunately chavs have a lot less to lose than most folk, so...

[KennyR]

You're sure you're not acting on assumptions?

Certain.

[KennyR]

Chavs never apologise. And I mean never.

[KennyR]

And yes, I'm all for boot camps, would do a lot of them a lot of good to get some cold hard disciplin instilled into their fragile icle bwains...

Then you just get very tough, fit chavs who know unarmed combat techniques.

[KennyR]

Cyberus wrote:
I am totally serious when I say this - reintroduce national service. You don't have to do anything military - people could learn a trade, work in the community, with disadvantaged kids, the elderly etc. Learn some self-respect, learn some respect for others - one of the things about a work environment is that you have to learn to get on with other people. Hell, you can even make some lifelong friends...

I for one would not do national service. It would be like indentured service of the imperial days, except you don't have to commit any crime to deserve it. I'd rather go to jail, and I say that honestly. It's not just the antisocial scum who would suffer.

Besides I doubt it would reverse chav attitudes much. They'd just not do it either, or just do it half-assed and make life misery for everyone else who had to do it too.