I'd like to announce my new initiative. Called the Humanity Survival Defence Plan, it involves draining Loch Ness, gathering all militarists, throwing them into to the empty loch, then filling it in with many tons of concrete. The objective is that militarist ideas will be sealed for upwards of 50,000 years, protecting us from the harmful crackpot idea radiation that causes complications such as war, wasting money on arms races, and Mutual Assured Destruction plans.
