If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?

[KennyR]

1. Why does toast always land butter side down?

2. Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of eight but hot dog buns come in packs of ten?

3. Given that mankind is fundamentally altruistically self-absorbed, and given his ostensible animist outlook on the transendental plane of human reasoning and the thought realms it produces, why the f*ck is council tax going up AGAIN?

[KennyR]

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Of course.

[KennyR]

Tigger wrote:
The problem is you cant count KennyR, sausages are in packs of 10 and the buns are in packs of 8.

Strange country you live in. ;-)