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Uhhh.... Aliens vs Predator will be a PG-13 !?
« on: July 28, 2004, 02:34:26 AM »
According to the official site, the rating of this new film everyone has waited for for years, will be PG-13. This means no real violence, no scenes more than mildly frightening (for kids), and not even a particularly offensive swear word.

For a duo of genres that include action, violence, and gritty realism, that's the kiss of death. I mean, what are they going to do, film scenes of the predators shooting candelabras to make them fall on the aliens? When a human gets targetted by a predator plasma cannon he's going to fall over and say "argh" with some cgi sparks? Arghh!

This is abysmal news. If this new movie is PG-13, both predator and alien will follow the same way: into the Transformers the Movie, Thunderbirds the Movie, and Robocop the TV series land of utter crapness.
 

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Re: Uhhh.... Aliens vs Predator will be a PG-13 !?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2004, 07:30:09 PM »
Violence and gore doesn't make a film, but making a movie of this type with a PG-13 rating is IMO just rank stupidity, and hints more at a cynical way of making money from hype rather than trying to make a good movie.

Take the Alien. Those horrible facehugger things catch you by the face and lay eggs in your throat. They gestate within a host, where upon it bursts from the chest cavity in a shower of blood. The alien itself as concentrated acid for blood, has claws and a tail like razors, and an inner mouth that punches through the skull of its victims, spattering brain matter everywhere.

And the Predator. An unprincipled hunter which kills its victims using extremely high powered or extremely sharp horrific weapons, then it fillets them or disembowels them, skins them, and hangs them up. Sometimes it may take the skull as a trophy (ripping it out the body along with a trailing length of spinal column), which it boils, scrapes the skin off with a sharp metal tool, and polishes.

How is ANY of this going to look in PG-13? The fact that the film won't be violent isn't what it will ruin it. The fact that it won't make any sense at all will be what does. Neither alien will be able to do what made it so famous in the other films. And nobody in the human cast will be able to respond in a realistic way to anything that's going on.

It is destined to be utter crap, not because the subject matter, not because the rating, but the two combined. It's like Reservoir Dogs II being made as a PG. It's awful. I wont' be going to see it. If I wanted to see a kid's movie I'd watch Spy Kids.
 

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Re: Uhhh.... Aliens vs Predator will be a PG-13 !?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2004, 03:17:15 AM »
I'll be sure to apologise to the Predator if I ever meet him, for my defamation of his character.