@Ryu
Glad to hear you've got yourself sorted out, Daz.
To all those who tried to make fun of my situation... well the time will come when you need help, and when that time comes I hope people are as cruel to you as you have been to me.
Don't take it personally. I don't think anyone was making fun of your situation as such. It's just human nature to turn to humour when things go pear-shaped.
My initial reaction to the subject line was to reply "It's up the stairs, second door on the right.", but I canned it when I realised you weren't in the mood to appreciate the joke. Nevertheless, it would have been irreverent fun, not mockery of your predicament.