Ha ha ha! I hear that man. I'll pay $10 to the first person who brings me the head of Simon. An extra dollar will go to the person who brings me the heads of all the people responible for creating that tripe. I'm glad I avoid TV like the plague. I think I would have more fun writing a report about the gut wrenching highlights of C-Span.
OMG! He pulled out a book! Run! Oh wait, it's just another diatribe of bylaws about the legalities of shooting people in public... AND IT'S COVERED IN BLOOD!!! Oh wait, no, that's just red leather. HUMAN SKIN BOOK! AHHHHH!
:pint: (I drink too much sometimes)