Phallic logo awards

[metalman]

blobrana wrote:
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

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Prince's phallic guitar from Super Bowl XXX halftime show broadcast

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motorollin wrote:
@Metalman
From one of the complaints regarding that show:

I would prefer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV

:roll:

Is he serious?

--
moto

Tongue-in-cheek
Parody
colloquially referred to as spoofs

You can get HIV from watching TV.
It's God's punishment for watching reality shows.

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Karlos wrote:

Turambar wrote:

My penis looks nothing like that guitar, should i see a doctor?

Neither of my guitars look anything like penises! Where do I turn for help and advice?

ALL electric guitars as wielded by rock musicians are phallic symbols.

If you don't want "phallic connotations" during the super bowl, then don't hire Prince as half-time entertainment

On Prince's "Purple Rain" tour in the mid `80s, he performed with a guitar that would ejaculate, squirting water out of its end during the climax of "Let's Go Crazy."