The wackiest thing that happened to my Amiga was when I was cleaning
it with kitchen foam.
The letters of the keys wore off, it's now a partially naked Amiga!
Oh, and I remember when I couldn't get my Blizzard 1230-IV to fit in
the trapdoor expansion, Power Computing reccomended I cut the
shielding around the Zorro slot. Why I don't know but it looks like a
war zone in there.
My clockport cover also snapped off and rattled about inside.
:-D