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Re: Seti@home
« on: January 31, 2006, 04:30:17 AM »
Everyone knows that if you want to make contact you need the following:

· 1x 80's LCD computer
· 1x old record player
· 1x spoon
· 1x umbrella
· 1x coat hanger
· Some rope

If you ask me, RC5 and SETI have deeper, more sinister intentions at heart. You carry on believing they're for beating all other computer teams or finding aliens.

I prefer to think the CPU time is being used to test cryptography for commercial gain, military defence and calculating protein-folding for sinister new bio-weapons.

And let's not forget that Skynet in Terminator 3 was revealed to be a distributed computing program!
 

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Re: Seti@home
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2006, 09:03:27 PM »
I have a feeling we'll find out in 10yrs time that what you lot were computing was not search algorithms for extra terrestrial communication attempts.

Same goes for RC5, but at least SETI had a more interesting 'decoy story'...

EDIT: Oh, I've already spouted off on the conspiracy theory. Sorry.

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Re: Seti@home
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2006, 09:36:34 PM »
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"The cost of a concerted search for extra-terrestrial intelligence over ten years is about the same as a typical annual over-run on one weapon development budget."
Carl Sagan


Exactly. If it was taken seriously there would be funding for it.

I have a very open mind but am sceptical about the power of a large group of computers under control of one being used for a single task dictated to by a single organisation.

This talk of the program running on two seperate cores of the CPU at the same time is plain devious in my opinion.

Whilst I have a raised eyebrow about the SETI stuff I am more or less convinced that RC5 was a commercial venture to prove banking and military encryption technology before being sold on the mass market: after all, if the world cannot beat RC5 what hope have they of the 128-Bit SSL sold by some companies for websites?

Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree but if you consider yourself as open minded as to believe extra terrestrials are trying to communicate with light-velocity particles (when it takes a year for photons to travel to our nearest planet harbouring neighbour) then surely it is prudent to believe that you could also be a guinea pig. Just like the millions who are unwittingly under the control of spyware, trojans, worms and botnets.
 

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Re: Seti@home
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2006, 12:00:06 AM »
 

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Re: Seti@home
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2006, 08:09:45 PM »
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Hah... you trainspotters!
 

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Re: Seti@home
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2006, 12:56:14 AM »
I'm sorry X-ray... I was just teasing.

Maybe I'm a gentleman scorned... I wrote blobrana an insightful and ponderous scientific memo and she ignores it...

In the meantime, with my memo still in the mailbox, she searches for messages from wrinkly aliens from Uranus.

*sob*

 

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Re: Seti@home
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 11:52:50 PM »
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Hum,
i didn't ignore it. You mean didn't get my telepathic message?


Blobrana! I'm a pure and naeive young man... keep your dirty fantasies out of my cerebral cortex!

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(i`m a bit busy just now to indulge myself with your insightful and perponderous scientific memo, but i`ll get back to dealing with you)


Blobrana's answer-machine recording:

"I'm sorry, I'm currently very busy searching for extra terrestrials, please leave your message after the tone "
 

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Re: Seti@home
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2006, 03:01:44 AM »
Scientist 1: Yes! YES! Y E S! Eureka! Let's chain 10,000 Playstations together so we can calculate stuff!

Scientist 2: No.