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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« on: January 30, 2006, 05:10:41 AM »
I've seen footage on Sky of large rotating turrets being aimed at radio controlled drone planes and the planes eventually blow up in mid air. I've even seen a giant water-cooling tower explode.

The laser being used doesn't appear as a red beam like in Star Wars, it's invisible and silent - which is kind of creepy!

Also, recently there have been incidences of civilian aircraft and even unidentified airliners having bright laser beams shone into their {bleep}pit windows during flights over Washington. This was initially thought to be rogue civilians but it turns out it's a prototype defence system.

You know, whenever I see 'AWACS' I always seem to think 'ear wax'... maybe I'm ill.
 

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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2006, 05:15:33 AM »
C0ckpit!

Damn, someone's got a filthy mind. I bet it'll censor shuttlecock, {bleep}erel and {bleep}fighting!

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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2006, 06:31:36 PM »
Yeah I've often considered Analogic to be on the anal side.

Hey if l.a.s.e.r is light amplification then what is "maser"?
 

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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2006, 04:03:50 AM »
Reading that link made me think how deranged some boffins are. Whoever wrote it was delighted to announce that lasers in Star Wars just weren't in keeping with the laws of physics. Not only this but they derrided films for their depiction of visible security lasers.

If the lasers were invisible it wouldn't be as exciting watching Catherine Zeta Jones' ample bottom squeazing between them now would it!

Down with science!
 

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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2006, 10:12:50 PM »
Damnit, the CIA deleted the [Submit] button.
 

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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2006, 05:25:49 AM »
Hah!

They cancel the Commanche helicopter because the Apache blew in Iraq, now after trialling one laden with miniguns/grenade launchers they're sufficiently convinced that the C-130 "Agile as a whale" Hercules is good enough for laser guns.

One RPG in the jacksie and it'll be filed under "Classified Crap".
 

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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2006, 03:18:04 AM »
Well a British C-130 was shot down in Iraq last year by an RPG killing all onboard. They couldn't work out at first what went wrong (there were suspicions a bomb had been smuggled onboard at the airport).

Here are some more things US troops have blown up:

1) A Reuters cameraman
2) A wedding party
3) The Palestine Hotel
4) A school
5) UK troops


Yeehaw!
 

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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2006, 03:42:23 AM »
Ooooh! OOH!
 

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Re: US Airforce Portable Laser Gun
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2006, 04:09:05 AM »
During WW2 the British dropped a bomb called 'Grand Slam' on those Nazi people. It was 22,000lbs (9,979Kg).

This means we beat you.

Rule Britannia! Britannia Rules the Waves!