And that Intel jingle that cheap-ass companies get paid to put on their PC commercials...
:-D
Next time a phone goes off in the cinema, instead of the polite "Please keep it down over there" you should take the Dom Jolly approach:
"HELLO! HELLO!", then maybe stick the phone in their mouths and hold their nose.
Honestly though, fancy ringtones appeal to those people who need to express themselves but mother never gave them enough encouragement. They tend to be the graffiti artists, the kids who have spiky bleached hair or those trashy girls with gypsy hoop earrings and mini-skirts.
I thought the GameBoy was the outlet for all the nicely packaged crap that talentless companies sold to ignoramouses... mobile phones take the biscuit.
Polyphonic ringtones? Wallpaper? You could swear they had PDAs and not some 40x40 pixel, 0.01watt-speaker walkie talkie with a leopard skin cover.