kill her before she kills you
That is not all Americans, mind you, but it is a Texas mentality for sure. Had to get the rib in there :-)
For the record: My wife dislikes my Amiga because, I quote, "I don't see the value in a 20 year old machine". She was really upset when I spent $150 USD on the A1200 I have with a Blizzard card in it.