Ok then, here's what you do.
1) Install PPC Linux.
2) Download
Bochs. Configure, compile.
3) Install either Windows or Linux (whichever you need for your games) in the emulated x86 provided by Bochs. Windows in a Bochs! Get it? Damn that's funny.
4) Profit!!
Well ok, so this won't be nearly fast enough to run anything but minesweeper. But on a Sun Ultra 5 it was fast enough to run Win 98 :-)
To make your head explode, run UAE on your emulated x86 machine.
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