F' you all! None of you are that old. I'm turning 50 at the end of the month!
I''M old.*(you're a bunch of kids by comparison).
If you feel old, I pity you. I just turned 64 (remember the Beetle's song?) and I don't feel old. My hair (what's left) is still down to my waist, and I feel fine (with the meds kicked in). My grand children think I'm old, but that's their problem, not mine.
BTW, for kids on the lawn, I find a 44 better than a shotgun :lol: .