Humor from the Amiga Side

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Special Thanks to David Tiberio, Mike (AmigaTrek) Smithwick, Leo Schwab, Commodore Employees on USENET, Commodore Business Machines, Denny Atkin (no relation to Marc), Marc Atkin (no relation to Denny, nor Leo for that matter)

Collection of Humorous Articles About
The Commodore Amiga And Its Fans
(from Missing ROMS)

. . . Why is Commodore lying to you?  Because they HATE THEIR CUSTOMERS.
In fact, every morning at precisely 9:00am, all CBM employees stand at
attention and perform "Customer Hate" exercises, such as tearing up
warranty cards and flinging live weasels through plate-glass windows.
Nobody is really sure what the weasels are for, but it somehow sets the mood
JUUUUST right.