Mr Sheen Furniture Polish

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Floid advised:

. . . .WD-40 is good stuff, too- if you know what it was invented for. It's *not* a lubricant, it's a water-displacer. After you've washed your mainboard (or put your Saturn V through a rainstorm), do a decent job of shaking it dry, and empty a spray-can over it. . . . .

I imagine that a Saturn V would have taken more than just one spray-can to do a job like that! Hey - maybe they should have used it on the Space Shuttle? :-)

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L8-X asked:

@Paull_Gadd

Won't take the yellow sh!t off your keyboard though will it?

Well - he won't be worried - he's not the one sitting on his keyboard!


"Aaaah! I definitly shouldn't sit on MY keyboard!"

:-)

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WarPiper asked:

what do you have some stock in the Mr.Sheen company or something? and what about that yellow sh!t around the keyboard, will it or will it not clean it? how about cleaning the yellow aging that happens to the plastic casing of say a A500 or A1200?

If folk are going all commercial-like ... . . . it may be better to remind you that computer keyboard keys are rather like teeth!



So, maybe you should give THIS a go:

:-)

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The_Editor said:

Oh No .... Its Toby Toothache !

Brusha brusha brusha

With the flouride plus .....

Not frightening kids, is he? :-)

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Speaking of Computer Cleaning:



How many of us really need a Pr0n-clean of our Hard Drives?  :-)

(#3 DOWN)
 ° Ensure your privacy & Clean files in temporary directories

Hmmm! Must get down to hiding, AND cleaning those dirty-files in the RAM: drive!
Oh - shucks, THIS won't work on an Amiga!! Bother!

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jeffimix said:

After reading the rest of this forum, much of which is hilarious. I have been dissapointed to learn that Mr. sheen is not available in the US. Between that and how unpopular Amigas were in the states.... how hard is it to become a UK citizen? I got some like 1800 ancestry that lived there...

Well, your OTHER option would be to move to OZ (local for Australia).
THAT can shown is the Australian aerosol.

At the moment (to revive SARS-scare Travel Dropoff) US Tourists are being offered "Mates Rates" - a LOWER Priced Tourist Travel promotion to tour Australia. In addition to that, $600US converts to $1000AU and, because our Hospitality Staff are paid a decent wage, TIPPING IS NOT THE NORM here!

So - there's the idea: Tour Australia and find out if you like it here!

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