Greetings,
@Story1
:roflmao:
@Story2
:lol:
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@Story3
Have you tried running water? Although you'll need to take it off and be half naked(unless you don't have any undies.. :-D) then story1 and story2 would apply if you had an accident(joking :-D...).
I wish you got some more odd stories like that. I seem to enjoy reading that. :-D
Regards,
Gizz