@Sidewinder:
Thanks for the friendly help!
One of these days I'm going to learn C, so than I can program anything
that has a C compiler for it.
So if you're offering, an easy beginners guide for someone who doesn't
know anything about C would be a good place to start

I'm pretty good with BASIC at the moment (who isn't?), and am
currently teaching myself HTML and HC11 assembly.
By the way, has anyone had any experience with setting up the Amiga
Apache webserver??