In related news, prices for SCSI drives went up sharply after massive US purchases severely depleted the markets. Manufacturers claim that they've never seen such bulk ordering and that many of their CEOs did infact shoot their loads when the order confirmations came through.
And tonight's special report: Heart attacks in certain sectors of the IT sales industry (noteably hard drive sales) have shot up dramatically. Our reporter Cammy investigates and comes back with a surprise answer!
