An easy poll

[T3000]

I haven't voted because I am unable to made a decision regarding this matter.

Adding more options would make the poll more difficult than it already is...
Is there applesause involved?

[T3000]

I think you'll have to be a bit more specific since here in the states you can get at least thirty different kinds of bacon with varying amounts of fat, meat, smoked, maple flavored, turkey, "canadian" etc.

There's even fat free bacon for the health conscious.  Now that's disgusting.