Well I know that can't be considered true Redneck Computing like they do in Indiana because....
*Most of them wouldn't eat the Chili at Wendy's (too high brow I think)
*There aren't near enough butts on the screen.
*There is no webcam so you can show your potential date your manly keg or your lady like "graces"
*Minute Maid Pink Lemonade? It's all about Mountain Dew...
*Not near enough burn marks..
*A lot of them would be liqour bottles.