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Joke for Friday
« on: November 19, 2004, 01:01:56 PM »

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were
eating their packed lunches and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas
one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."


Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham
& Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his
death.

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death
as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing
oversized sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Hey,
don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."

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Re: Joke for Friday
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2004, 05:36:07 PM »
Glad I sparked such a jokefest....

See you next week!

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Re: Joke for Friday
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2004, 01:32:03 PM »

!Nissan Maindealer! :laughing:

Pete goes out to the pub for a BIG session  :pint: , Over a period of hours he get completely p*ssed.  Everyone knows when Pete has had a drink he gets crazy and confused, he staggers home and upstairs...

Waking up his wife he holds up a tired looking chicken "Look at this pig I've been sh*gging"

Wife "Your're drunk again and THAT is a chicken"

Pete "I know, it was the chicken I was talking to"
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