Well I guess I shouldn't be suprised there weren't too many suggestions. :-)
Since I'm not interested in spending $130 for the latest MacOS X.3, that ebay mention might happen.
I did like the uA1 motherboard implant suggestion, but I don't think it has a snowball's chance of fitting.
Too bad really... it is kinda cute.
I looked up a CPU speed hack for it. I might tinker a bit before I let it loose.
Don't worry, I won't hurt the tiny thing :-P
Plaz