B00tDisk wrote:
Heh. Y'know what would be a pip? Create a fake auction - you know it'd get yanked in a matter of hours (minutes?) with what's essentially a copy of Merlancia's/"Kristina's" layout, and offer up Ryan's dignity and self respect.

And make sure it gets web-cached, to boot! 
WOW, U assume that he has either dignaty or respect in the first place!
I'd do it, but I *MAY* have too many ebay usernames already!!
Anybody else want to give it a shot, sounds like fun!!