Finally! Found a place for lonely-socks thread

[GadgetMaster]

As we're in a poetic mood right now, I find it apt to post the following masterpiece:

Dirty Socks

by Bruce Lansky

My socks were very dirty,
so I washed them in the lake.
It wasn't long before I knew
I'd made a big mistake.

The water changed from clear to mud.
Then fumes began to rise.
And soon a cloud of air pollution
covered up the skies.

When bullfrogs started croaking
and ducks began to quack,
some campers started chanting,
"We want our clean lake back."

I've got a pile of dirty socks.
I'm in an awful bind.
I guess I'll have to bury them.
I hope the worms don't mind.

Text © Bruce Lansky

[GadgetMaster]

Cyberus wrote:

With respect, I think its tedious now.
And I haven't been around for three days, so I've had to stop picking up my entrails and sewing up my sides for that long. Oh the hardship ;-)

Love it or hate it, it's made a legendary mark on the CH forums. It will come back to haunt you every once in a while, even if only as a private joke. :lol:

Please try to read that at only one level :-P