How about "You bought more than one Amiga games magazine in 1996"?
Remember, the choice was Amiga Power (which begged to die with dignity), Amiga Action (once memorably included 2 pages where the writer, fired to cut costs, slated everything about the magazine, the publishers, the writers and the rest, and it got printed.) and The One Amiga-Maverick edition.
Oh, and indeed, dear.
Oh, and "You've never played/looked at Pro Evo because you just know it won't be as good as SWOS"
And "You insist on calling GTA 'Payback'"
Will agree on a number on that list.
