How often are you drunk when using your Amiga?

[Agafaster]

the best I've managed in recent years is being 'under the influence' of two pints (ie over the driving limit for an hour or two) while at work.
at home ? not for years now, even if I have been drinking, I'm usually sober by the time I get up there ! :-(
still...

:pint:

[Agafaster]

luxury! I can't find my amigas sometimes!
my office has become a bedroom so no computer chair, and 6 inches between me desk and the bed, so I have to sit on that. Then the missus likes to use the bed for storage (currently washing, chrimble prezzies, empty coat hangers, and the cushions off the swing seat).

I think someone is trying to tell me something, but I'll be bo66ered if I'm going to listen!!