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Re: Women...
« on: January 04, 2006, 10:36:23 AM »
thats it innit ! as long as you learn from your mistakes.
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2006, 03:21:51 PM »
there is an easy way to answer that - truthfully, but skirting (ahem) the issue:

'it looks nice/suits you/wheres me tea ?'.
the last one might earn a slap.

it also helps to point out people whos 'arris really is big.
with monotonous regularity.

suggesting that she wears a thong can help ;-) I use 'uhhh-VPL !!'
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Re: Women...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2006, 03:25:04 PM »
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Hmmm, I like them big, Sioux doesn't, but she keeps hers big to keep me happy

I must be lucky :-D


personally, I prefer big norks. My kids kept them big ;-)
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Re: Women...
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2006, 04:10:25 PM »
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Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'


not bad, but the words that convey a generous handful are better - hooters, baps, melons, nicely upholstered, comes with twin airbags, extra helpings of shirt potato, gazongas is a good one...
\\"New Bruce here will be teaching Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett and Benaud.\\"
\\"Those are all cricketers, Bruce !\\"
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