The Unofficial Professor F J Lewis Appreciation Thread

[CannonFodder]

Karlos wrote:

CannonFodder wrote:

X-ray wrote:
He is on the phone, crying. Leave him for a bit. Don't stop him.

He's on the phone to your Mum.  On one of those german wank lines.  He's on the vinegar strokes by now I imagine.

:-o

(do you even have those in old age?)

It is unusual to still have a mother when one is in old age, but his mother is a corpse he keeps in the rocking chair by the front window so people think he has a girlfriend.

It's him you are speaking to really, saying "ooh ahhh ooh" on the other end of the phone line.  He's on the vinegar strokes too.

[CannonFodder]

X-ray wrote:
"...
Do you see the posts made by CannonFodder? That represents a third contestant..."
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Well, if you a align yourself to futile attempts to participate of that quality, then I understand how you associate with that so-called contestant. Overall I would say that you are easily influenced and prone to lapsing into visual communication, perhaps a throw-back to your neanderthal heritage. It tends to happen when you are at a loss for words, which is often.
You are a man who is best suited to scrawling chalk figures on the inside of the deepest darkest caves, where no civilised man would find them and thereafter waste precious resources trying to decipher them, only to realise that it is pictorial record of your sexual triumphs involving the local fauna (and sometimes flora).
When participating in an adult debate, and hearing an unintelligible gurgle from an infant on its mother's lap in the audience, it does you no credit to draw on that as a sign of support. The input of a braying donkey caught in a quagmire is more valuable as a third contestant.
But, if you must align yourself with the donkey, I can't stop you.  

You see that pencil test? That test is the only one you ever had a chance of passing, yet you failed so miserably. Twice.

[CannonFodder]

Karlos wrote:

See that ill-fitting hubcap from which exudes a foul stench, the source of which is a raw haddock, placed within that hubcap by this nefarious curb-crawler?

Yes, that's your pot pourri dish, that is. That's what you use to freshen your room.


@CannonFodder
Pencil test :-?

You see that nasty little fat kid at school that tells tales and wonders why no one wants to play with him?  That's "Professor Lewis" that is, that's why he always plays with himself.

The fat little onanist is useless, and he failed the Pencil Test twice.

[CannonFodder]

Karlos wrote:
I see. Did this trial by writing implement involve making it vanish into a bodily orifice?

No.  He'd be good at that.  He likes putting things in his bodily orifices and taking xrays of them.  Thats his idea of a great weekend that is.  It makes him feel all fluffy inside.



You see that, Professor FJ Lewis?

That's your birthday photo that is.  Which you took yourself, because you have no friends.

[CannonFodder]

You see that Professor FJ Lewis, Karlos?

He only started this thread because he likes going three ways with two other blokes. That's his filthy fantasy that is.  

Except he can't get it in real life coz he's fat.

With tits.

[CannonFodder]

You see your "toilet"? It's in your back yard, it's a long drop "toilet", with a pull cord chain that doesn't work.

You hide from your Mummy's punters in there when the red light comes on you do.