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PMC wrote:Quotewhabang wrote:"Labour my arse!" :lol:PRECISELY!However, to reflect political balance in this country I'd have my left buttock bearing the labour slogan of "You've never had it so good" (well since the 60's anyway: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4164647.stm) with a picture of Blair looking smugly over to the right.On the right buttock would be a picture of Michael Howard looking nervously over to the left with the Tory party slogan "Watch out, they'll put up tax and ban hunting as well as letting in lots of foreigners!". In the middle will be a narrow picture of Charles Kennedy, looking nervously to both sides as he tries to pick policies that are neither to the left, nor the right but somewhere in between. The logo "We're undecided whether the war was a good idea or not, or whether to put up taxes or not, but vote for us we haven't been in power since WW1".Somewhere unmentionable I might even squeeze in an advert for the BNP in a very appropriate place.;-)
whabang wrote:"Labour my arse!" :lol:
