Back to work.

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Still on solid holidays for a good two weeks yet, then I get broken holidays up until school goes back four weeks from now, gee its tough ;-)

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The "Royal Sprout" you say, well...

See that plate of brussel sprouts over there, abundant with foul taste and resembling a pile of infected goats testicles. Thats your dinner that is.

Edit...Sorry, just had to give it a go, whilst not as articulate as previous examples, I feel its a pretty good first attempt.