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@ adzThat was deliberate - heh, I'm an English teacher!
X-ray wrote:(I can't remember who was involved with this one, I think it was Churchill again.)An irate woman stood up at a social function and blurted out to Churchill:"If I was your wife, I would put poison in your wine."To which he replied:"And if I was your husband, I would drink it."