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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« on: August 13, 2005, 04:44:22 PM »
So... Why is aloe vera toilet paper harsher on my bum than the normal stuff? :-?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 05:26:10 PM »
Get in!!

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 03:57:35 PM »
Well... I just stayed at Becky's place in Windermere for two nights and the toilet there is just feeble.

Normally I don't need to go for the mid-"business" courtesy flush, but it's one of those oddly flat bowls and I had to evacuate it lest it overflow!

Then of course it took 20 minutes for the cistern to refill. It's the lakes for Christ's sake, they've got enough water!

Worst of all, if you go numero uno whilst standing, the proximity of the water level to the rim means that it splashes back all over your legs, like at the start of a proper downpour. Don't they test these things? Very disappointed in the facilities!

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Nice jaunt though... Shame about the awful weather.
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