Today I gained a level 2 food hygiene certificate that I didn't even know was on the cards 'til ten minutes before the course started. I scored 28/30 on the exam even though I was distracted the whole time by the Kim Novak (as per 'Vertigo') lookalike across the table. I'd seen her around in her bakery overalls and thought she was cute, and today was the first time I saw her dressed normally. Normal for her, I guess. It was a little on the slutty side and we were looking at each other and she has this odd habit of sliding her fingers under the waistline of her pants. Normally that would gross me out so much and totally put me off, but she had the benefit of better first impressions. So I was basically dying to shag her for six hours, but instead I came home and soiled a sock. And now I feel kinda gross.
The End.
