"Come one, come all, it's the fight of the century! In this corner, wearing the red and white checkmark boxers, the current worlds chamption, AmigaOS 4. And in this corner, wearing the blue butterfly trunks, the challenger, MorphOS!"
"ding, ding, ding, *SMACK*, *THUNK*, 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...And the contender was knocked out in the first 10 seconds of the first round!"
Just kidding (couldn't resist). :-)
*Casper puts on his flame retardent suit*